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3 February 2006, 11:55 PM | #1 |
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The Big Dick.
A virgin girl gets married to a big guy named Paul and she's rather nervous about the wedding night as she's heard that Paul was very well endowed.She explains this to her new husband Paul who tells her he knows how to get round the situation. Which is to show her his dick, bit by bit. The new wife lies in bed and sees three inches of dick come round the door. "Are you nervous yet?" says Paul."No, I'm OK" she replies. Another six inches of dick comes around the door and Paul says "Are you still OK?" "Yes" she replies. A further foot comes around the door and she says "I'm still not nervous". "OK," Paul replies, "I'm just started coming up the stairs"
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