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JohnBaker3 · 20 December 2014, 10:23 AM

The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "I have some good news and, I have some bad news”.

The tycoon replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let's hear the good news first”.

The lawyer says: “Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $2 million”.

The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed! You've just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”

The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you screwing your secretary”.

20 December 2014, 10:23 AM	#1
JohnBaker3 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Real Name: John Baker III Location: Spring,Texas Watch: 1971 Red Sub Posts: 2,222	Good News and Bad News The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "I have some good news and, I have some bad news”. The tycoon replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let's hear the good news first”. The lawyer says: “Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $2 million”. The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed! You've just made my day; now what’s the bad news?” The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you screwing your secretary”. __________________ As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing off everyone is a piece of cake.

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