good golfer.. quite RUDE but funny

[toph]

Dave had a week off and decided to play golf every day.
>
> Monday morning, he found himself paired with an attractive woman, Pat, who
> turned out to be a very good golfer. They started with a few casual bets,
> but by the back nine it was a full-blown competition. On the 18th green, Pat
> sank her long birdie putt for the win.
>
> Dave congratulated her and paid off his losses.
>
> Pat asked for a ride home and, on the way, told him, 'You know,
> Dave, I haven't enjoyed myself so much on the golf course in a long time. In
> fact, pull over so I can express my appreciation."
>
> He did, they kissed, and one thing led to another and soon she gave him the
> best oral sex he'd ever had.
>
> The next morning, they met again on the first tee and played together again.
> They had another magnificent day, enjoying each other's company and playing
> tight, competitive golf. Again Pat beat him, but she also showed her
> 'special' appreciation on the drive home.
>
> This went on all week, with Dave narrowly losing every day, his male ego
> bruised, but not unhappy.
>
> On Friday's drive home, Dave said, 'Pat, you've been great to be with all
> this week and tonight I'd like to return the favour. I made reservations at
> the best restaurant in town for us and reserved the penthouse suite at the
> best hotel. What do you say?'
>
> Pat burst into tears. 'I can't!'
>
> What? Why not?' asked Dave.
>
> Because,' she sobbed, 'I'm in the middle of a sex change and the doctor
> hasn't completed that part of me yet!'
>
> 'What?' Aghast, Dave swerved off the road, screeched to a stop and cursed
> madly, overcome with emotion.
>
> 'I'm so sorry,' says Pat. 'You have every right to be angry with
> me.'
> 'You bastard!' Dave screamed, his face bright red. 'You cheating
> bastard! All week long you've been playing off the women's tees!"