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16 June 2015, 09:50 PM | #1 |
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The burglar
A couple were relaxing at home when a burglar broke in. He threatened the couple with a gun and then tied them up.
As he was tying the wife, he whispered in her ear. She quietly whispered something back. Then the burglar went to another room. The husband told his wife - "He's mad! He might kill us! Do as he wishes! If he wants to molest you, submit, and save our lives!" The wife said "He told me he was gay and asked where the Vaseline is". |
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