Quickies.

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Two nuns are riding on a motorcycle.

The one in back says to the driver, "Sister Mary Ellen, have you ever come this way before?"

The one in front replies: "No! It must be the cobblestones!"
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A nun walks out of a church and sees two little boys kneeling down with their penises stuck in the snow. She runs over to them and asks "Billy, Jimmy what are you doing?"

Billy replies "Oh, Father O'Sullivan likes a couple cold ones after the service"
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Reminds me of the woman who goes to her gynaecologist and complains of a pain in her aviaries."Don't you mean ovaries ?" the doc says.

"No" she says.

"We had better have a look" says doc. After a minute of peering, doc says "You're right, It looks like there's been a cockatoo up there