My Evil Plan is Working...

[Valencia_]

So, I've had my new rolex (114300, Rhodium dial) for about a month now, and I absolutely love it. When I picked it up, my wife - who never wears a watch - went with me, even tried it on her wrist (looked great on her).

Since my Rolex is the only watch I'm wearing, I gave my other two watches (a Frederique Constant and a Tissot) to my two sons. Last night, my wife and I are in bed watching a little TV, and she says, "So... you have no other watches, now?" to which I said, "well, yeah, but why does it matter? I usually just wear one watch. I don't normally rotate watches, especially if one is a Rolex and the others are... NOT Rolexes".... quiet. Being with the woman for 20 years, I knew there was a reasoning for that question, so I pressed her as to why she asked that question (she kept saying, "no reason"). Finally, she said, "well, I kinda like how your Rolex looked on me, and wanted to maybe wear it every once in a while" (DING, DING, DING, DING!!!!).

My response? "Well, honey, you know how we can solve this problem, right? All I have to do is buy a second Rolex, and we can rotate them"

I'm telling 'ya... my evil plan is working.