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Sperry · 19 May 2016, 11:04 PM

An elderly man goes into his doctor's office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says: "I'm sorry, Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition that only allows you another six weeks to live."

"But Doctor," Bill replies, "I feel great. I haven't felt better in years. This just can't be true. Isn't there anything I can do?"

After a moment, the doctor says: "Well, you might start going down the street to that new health spa to take a mud bath every day."

"And that will cure me?" Bill asks excitedly.

"No," replies the doctor: "but it will get you used to the dirt."

19 May 2016, 11:04 PM	#1
Sperry "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Jim Location: Alpha Posts: 3,383	Sorry Bill, you only have six weeks to live ... An elderly man goes into his doctor's office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says: "I'm sorry, Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition that only allows you another six weeks to live." "But Doctor," Bill replies, "I feel great. I haven't felt better in years. This just can't be true. Isn't there anything I can do?" After a moment, the doctor says: "Well, you might start going down the street to that new health spa to take a mud bath every day." "And that will cure me?" Bill asks excitedly. "No," replies the doctor: "but it will get you used to the dirt."

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