Pet squirrel

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A couple bought themselves a squirrel pet. One night they went out
for dinner and locked the squirrel in the closet.
Later that night a thief broke into their house. The thief was in
the process of stealing the couple's valuables when he heard the couple's
car arriving home. The thief then immediately hid in the closet. The
owners came into the house, and went straight to bed. But in the
middle of the night they were awoken by a scream. The husband opened
the closet to see the thief squirming on the floor. The husband
immediately bound the thief tightly with some rope and asked what made
him holler so loud. The thief replied in pain, "When your f#cki#g
squirrel took my ars# for a hollow in a tree -I held out. When it took
my balls for nuts- I gritted my teeth, but when it decided to carry
the nuts into the hollow I cracked up."