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Old 31 March 2006, 12:35 AM   #1
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Horse race .

In lane 1. Passionate Lady
In lane 2. Bare Belly
In lane 3. Silk Panties
In lane 4. Conscience
In lane 5. Jockey Shorts
In lane 6. Clean Sheets
In lane 7. Thighs
In lane 8. Big Dick
In lane 9. Heavy Bosom
In lane 10.Merry Cherry


AAAAAND THEY'RE OFF!!!
Conscience is left behind at the gate........
Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.....
Heavy Bosom is being pressured.... Passionate Lady caught between
Thighs and Big Dick is in a dangerous spot.....

AT THE HALFWAY MARK:
It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs -is- open and Big Dick is pressed in.....
Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.......
Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on BareBelly....
Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick........


AT THE STRETCH:
Merry Cherry cracks under the strain...
Big Dick is making a final drive.....
Big Dick moves inside and Passionate Lady is coming.....


AT THE FINISH:
It's Big Dick giving everything he's got.......
Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer.......
It looks like a dead heat but........
Big Dick comes through with one final thrust and wins by a head.
Bare Belly shows.......
Thighs weaken.......
Heavy Bosom pulls up...... and Clean Sheets never had a chance.
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