Why boats are better than women

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A Boat's curves never sag

If your boat makes too much noise you can buy a muffler

Boats don''t care how many other boats you have ridden

Boats don't get jealous or upset if you buy boating magazines or look at other boats

You can have a beer while riding your boat

If you say bad things to your boat, you don't need to apologise before you can ride it again

It's always OK to use tie downs on your boat

Your parents won't want to keep in touch with your old boat

If your boat doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts