New dog breeds.

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Smooth Fox Terrier + Chow Chow
SMOOCH, a dog who loves to kiss.

Airedale + Spaniel
AIREL, a dog that brings in good TV reception.

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier
BLUE SKYE, a dog for visionaries

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
PYRADACHS, a puzzling breed

Pekingese + Lhasa Apso
PEEKASSO, an abstract dog

Keeshound + Setter
KEESTER, you can't get this dog off its duff.

Chihuahua + Whippet
CHIAPET, order from TV ad, 3 for $19.95.

Boxer + German Shorthaired
BOXER SHORTS, a dog never seen in public.

Basenji + Schipperke
BASERKE, a dog that's mad most of the time.

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
IRISH SPRINGER, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
LAB COAT RETRIEVER, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound
NEWFOUND ASSET HOUND, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog
TERRIBULL, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador
BLABADOR, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer
MOOT POINT owned by.... Oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Lhasa Apso
COLLAPSO, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Collie + Malamute
COMMUTE, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier
DERRIERE, a dog that's true to the end

Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiller
COCKROT, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband

Bull Terrier + Shitzu
BULLSHITZ, a gregarious but unreliable breed

Spitz + Chow Chow
SPITZ-CHOW, A dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter
POINTSETTER, a traditional Christmas pet

Samoyed + Norwich Terrier
SAMWICH, very handy, tasty breed.

Pekingese + Dachshund
PEKING DACH, owned by Chinese restaurateurs.

Poodle + Great Pyrenees
POOPYREE, a dog that smells good.