Redneck vasectomy

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A Kentucky couple, both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children.
They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband 'fixed.'
The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked
them what finally made them make the decision -- why after
nine children, would they choose to do this?

The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that
one out of every ten children being born in the United States was
Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a
Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.