Pearly Gates

[Bisquitlips]

A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St.
Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.
"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota,
I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a
young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they
wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most
heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked
his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the
ground. I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the sh_t out
of all of you !

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

"Just a couple of minutes ago."