15 years later

[The Dude]

Well, it's not a mid-life crisis, but here's how things worked out for me.

Married 15 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 15 years
ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year
old blond.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm
sleeping with a 45 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding
up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed....