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Goodwatch · 17 June 2006, 04:57 AM

The husband dies. He had $30,000 to his name. After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, the wife tells her closest friend that there is nothing left of the $30,000.

"How can that be?" asks the friend.

"Well," the widow says, "the funeral cost me $6,500. And of course I made a donation to the church...that was $500, and I spent another $500 for the wake, food and drinks, you know. The rest went for the memorial stone."

"$22,500 for the memorial stone?" asks the friend in amazment, "My God, how big is it?"

"Three carats."

17 June 2006, 04:57 AM	#1
Goodwatch "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Real Name: Frans ® Location: Rotterdam Watch: the sunrise... Posts: 10,230	Memorial stone The husband dies. He had $30,000 to his name. After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, the wife tells her closest friend that there is nothing left of the $30,000. "How can that be?" asks the friend. "Well," the widow says, "the funeral cost me $6,500. And of course I made a donation to the church...that was $500, and I spent another $500 for the wake, food and drinks, you know. The rest went for the memorial stone." "$22,500 for the memorial stone?" asks the friend in amazment, "My God, how big is it?" "Three carats." __________________ Member# 127

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