Doctors

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Four doctors are discussing their country's medical advances

The Israeli doctor says
'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and
have him looking for work in six weeks.'

The German doctor says
'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person,
put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

The Russian doctor says
'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half
a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both
looking for work in two weeks.'

The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says
'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of
Texas , put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the WORLD is looking for work.