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padi56 · 16 February 2009, 09:42 PM

A lady walks into a bar and walks up to the first man she sees and asked, "I'll give you £500.00 if you can make my rhyme rhyme with yours..."

Well the guy thinks why not, how hard can it be? "OK", he replied.

"If my pussy was out to sea how would you bring it back to me?" The lady waits for an answer. "Well you got me...Here..",says the old man in anger. So he gives her the £500.00.

She walks up to the next man and asked him, "I'll give you £500.00 pounds if you can make your rhyme rhyme with mine. Wanna try?"

He says "Sure little lady..."

"Okay...if my pussy was out to sea how would you bring it back to me?"

The guy thought about it and can not figure it out for anything...So he then gives her the £500.00. Well she goes to every man in the bar until she gets to the last man and asked "if my pussy was out to sea how would you bring it back to me?"

The guy looked at her and laughed and says, "If that shall ever come to pass I'll put my balls upon your ars#, turn my dick into an oar, and paddle your pussy back to shore."

16 February 2009, 09:42 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,023	A lady walks into a bar A lady walks into a bar and walks up to the first man she sees and asked, "I'll give you £500.00 if you can make my rhyme rhyme with yours..." Well the guy thinks why not, how hard can it be? "OK", he replied. "If my pussy was out to sea how would you bring it back to me?" The lady waits for an answer. "Well you got me...Here..",says the old man in anger. So he gives her the £500.00. She walks up to the next man and asked him, "I'll give you £500.00 pounds if you can make your rhyme rhyme with mine. Wanna try?" He says "Sure little lady..." "Okay...if my pussy was out to sea how would you bring it back to me?" The guy thought about it and can not figure it out for anything...So he then gives her the £500.00. Well she goes to every man in the bar until she gets to the last man and asked "if my pussy was out to sea how would you bring it back to me?" The guy looked at her and laughed and says, "If that shall ever come to pass I'll put my balls upon your ars#, turn my dick into an oar, and paddle your pussy back to shore." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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