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Old 29 March 2009, 07:15 AM   #1
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Not a journeyman

A wife ask her husband that's on the way out to play golf if he can fix the light on the kitchen because it's too dark.

Honey I am not an electrician, the husband replied.

The following week the wife ask her husband that's on the out to play golf if he could fix the leaking faucet.

Honey I can't, I am not a plumber, the husband replied.

One day the husband came home and suprise that the light on the kitchen was fixed and the faucet is no longer leaking. So he ask who fixed these things.

The wife said that the mailman did because the mailman claimed to be a journeyman. The husband ask how much did it cost to do all these and the wife explain that the mailman only ask for either a good home bake apple pie or a good blowjob. The husband ask, did he like the pie?

Honey I am not baker, the the wife replied.
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Old 29 March 2009, 07:45 AM   #2
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Old 29 March 2009, 08:24 AM   #3
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Old 29 March 2009, 01:40 PM   #7
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Old 31 March 2009, 02:41 AM   #11
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