At the bar

[idk01]

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that
they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until
all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who
could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.

Many people had tried over time (weightlifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody
could do it. One day this scrawny little man came in, wearing thick glasses and
a polyester suit, and said in a tiny, squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet."

After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon,
and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the
little man. The crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched
his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd
cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man, "what do
you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weightlifter, or what?"

The man replied, "I work for the Australian Tax Office."

[Lion]

That's a good one!!!

[Mosco]

[figbo]

[JJ Irani]

[coddger]

[hflee55]

[Latrodectus]

[limbo]