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10 April 2009, 03:29 AM
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Fart Joke
"Doctor, every time I break wind, I produce the sound 'HONDA'.
"Drop your shreddies, bend over the desk, and lets have a quick inspection. But first, give me a rendition". So I clenched my teeth, gave a squeeze, and there it was...'HONDA'. I bent over and he had a rather lengthy delve into the depths. "Ah, I see the cause of your problem; you`ve got an abscess up there". "But how does that produce such a sound?" I ask. Doctor replies, "Because... Abscess makes the fart go 'HONDA'".
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10 April 2009, 03:40 AM
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10 April 2009, 06:06 AM
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10 April 2009, 06:09 AM
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Oh No.
If I tell my lady that one, there will be no dinnah. |
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10 April 2009, 07:28 AM
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10 April 2009, 08:48 AM
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I can't believe I actually read this!!!
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10 April 2009, 09:21 AM
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Now that one is bad/good!!!
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10 April 2009, 09:24 AM
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10 April 2009, 11:09 AM
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12 April 2009, 06:29 AM
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