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9 September 2005, 02:50 AM
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Secretary robot.
Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek.
"Hey, bud, how are ya?" "I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!" "Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot!" "No way, how could that be?" "Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left breast, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right breast, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!" "Holy shit! You're kidding, right?" "No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her" So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! Eeeeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!" The guy says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her ars# is a pencil sharpener
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9 September 2005, 04:09 AM
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Holy Sh!t....fell offa my chair.....too funny!!!
 
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9 September 2005, 06:20 AM
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This friday is getting better every minute.
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10 September 2005, 07:46 PM
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Real Name: Peter
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yes thought it was very funny myself
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ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder
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10 September 2005, 08:03 PM
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Good one.
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