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Old 11 October 2009, 05:13 AM   #1
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These are simply hilarious!! LOL!!

Condom says to Stayfree: 'When you work, I lose seven days of
> > business'.
> > Stayfree replies: 'If you fail to work once, my business stops for
> > nine months'.
> >


> > A camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked: Why do you have
> > your tits on your back?
> > The camel responded: What a silly question from someone who has a
> > dick on his face!


> >
> > A black guy and a white girl met at a nite club. She took him to her
> > apartment and said: 'Tie me to the bed and do what black men do
> > best' So he ran off with the TV and VCR...


> >
> > Wife: 'I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning'
> > Husband: 'I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so I can have a NEW
> > ONE every morning'


> >
> > A Chinese couple got married. When the baby was born, her eyes were
> > big and blue, her hair was curly and blonde, her skin was brown.
> > Finally, the father named the baby SUM TING RONG


> >
> > A lady visited her doctor one morning.
> > Doc said: 'You look so weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals
> > 3 times a day as I advised?'
> > Lady : 'Doc, I thought you said 3 MALES a day?'


> >
> > Phone rings and the chinese maid picks up the phone as her master is
> > bathing..... When the caller asked what's he doing, the maid
> > replied: MASTUR BATING!
> >



Cheers - JJ
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Old 11 October 2009, 05:25 AM   #2
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Good one there JJ,I like the wife & the newspaper best!!......
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Old 11 October 2009, 06:00 AM   #3
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Bunch of crackers!
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Old 11 October 2009, 06:21 AM   #4
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Old 11 October 2009, 08:16 AM   #5
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Old 11 October 2009, 08:18 AM   #6
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Very good!!!
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Old 11 October 2009, 09:55 AM   #7
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Old 11 October 2009, 10:48 AM   #8
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Old 11 October 2009, 01:23 PM   #9
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those were all very funny!!!
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Old 13 October 2009, 12:26 AM   #10
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funny one JJ!!!
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Old 13 October 2009, 01:31 AM   #11
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Old 13 October 2009, 03:00 AM   #12
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Old 13 October 2009, 09:07 AM   #13
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Old 15 October 2009, 07:13 PM   #14
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Old 17 October 2009, 03:51 PM   #15
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good one... but i think the black men in this forum are not too amused...
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Old 18 October 2009, 04:43 AM   #16
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Old 20 October 2009, 07:29 AM   #20
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good one... but i think the black men in this forum are not too amused...
its all in good company.
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