The Good Nun

[Pep04]

A guy is hitchhiking when a car pulls over to pick him up.

The guys is taken back by the fact that the driver is a nun.

Once he tells the nun where he is going, a very long uncomfortable silence begins.

About 10 minutes into the ride, the guy says,
"Excuse me sister. I am sorry to say, but I have always had a strange attraction to women of the cloth."

The nun answers,
"Those feelings are perfectly natural. They derive from the mystery that surrounds us. Be comfortable with me, it is o.k."

The guys says,"
"Sister, this may be the only opportunity I ever get in my life to ask you this question. But will be give me a blow job?"

The nun is very surprised,
"My son. That is a rather forward request. Are you at least Catholic?"

The guys answers,
"Yes sister I am."

The nun pulls over and says,
"I will grant you your request because you asked and you could have taken me by force on this dark road but you seem to be a good Catholic young man."


The nun goes down on the guy. It is the best blow job he has ever received in his entire life.
She finishes and they drive again in silence. When they arrive to the mans destination he jumps out of the car and turns to the nun,
"Sister, I am very sorry. I can't believe I lied to you. I am not Catholic, I broke your trust.'

The nun answers,

"It's o.k. my son. My name is Ralph and I'm on my way to a costume party!"

[JJ Irani]

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