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18 February 2010, 05:24 PM
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Well, You Asked... (18+ if you're super-sensitive)
A little kid walked into a city bus and sat down right behind the driver and yelled at the top of his lungs, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."
The driver started getting mad at the noisy kid, who continued with, "If my dad was a boy elephant and my mom a girl elephant, I would be a little elephant." The kid went on yelling about several animals until the bus driver, finally fed-up, got angry and yelled at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!" The kid thought for a minute then replied, "Well, I guess that would make me a bus driver!" |
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19 February 2010, 01:35 AM
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19 February 2010, 02:41 AM
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Very good!!!
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19 February 2010, 02:42 AM
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19 February 2010, 07:27 AM
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19 February 2010, 09:16 AM
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I haven't heard that for years!!
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