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Seadweller · 14 October 2005, 11:37 PM

A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost £300.

"£300!", she exclaimed: I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother".

The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). "Anything?", he asked.

"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.

Well then, just follow me", said the man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. "Come in and close the door" the man said.

She did.

He then said "Now get on your knees."

She did.

Now take down my zipper".

She did.

Now go ahead ... take it out...." he said.

She reached in and grabbed it with both hands then paused.

The man closed his eyes and whispered "Well............go ahead".

The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said...........

Hello. Mom, can you hear me?

JJ Irani · 15 October 2005, 03:03 AM

LMAO!! Fell off my chair on a spring Saturday morning!!

AJC · 15 October 2005, 06:16 AM

Lucky she didn't put it to her ear,she would have had a brain child.

14 October 2005, 11:37 PM	#1
Seadweller "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 750	Blonde Joke A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost £300. "£300!", she exclaimed: I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother". The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). "Anything?", he asked. "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised. Well then, just follow me", said the man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. "Come in and close the door" the man said. She did. He then said "Now get on your knees." She did. Now take down my zipper". She did. Now go ahead ... take it out...." he said. She reached in and grabbed it with both hands then paused. The man closed his eyes and whispered "Well............go ahead". The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said........... Hello. Mom, can you hear me? __________________ The Exclusive 4000ft Club.

15 October 2005, 03:03 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	LMAO!! Fell off my chair on a spring Saturday morning!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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15 October 2005, 06:16 AM	#3
AJC Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 1,878	Lucky she didn't put it to her ear,she would have had a brain child.

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