Australian Ventriloquist

[Stevieb]

Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.

He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi

'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?'

Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'

Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'

Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the villager)

Dog: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'

Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food And takes me to the lake once a week to play.'

Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

Kiwi: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'

Horse: 'Cool'

Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)

Horse: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?

Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the elements.'

Kiwi: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

Kiwi: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a f***ing liar…'

[figbo]

That's what JJ said!!

[rfknauss]

[kenhiraihnl]

Waiting for JJ's comeback...

[swatty]

[pz93c]

Doh!

[sleddog]

:thumb sup:

[Lion]

Very good!!!

[Dr. Robert]

[Latrodectus]

[blackmsport]

very good like it

[BASSETHOUNDS]

Originally Posted by figbo

That's what JJ said!!

I didn't know that J.J. had a dog and a horse too

[figbo]

Originally Posted by BASSETHOUNDS

I didn't know that J.J. had a dog and a horse too

It's all good for him!!

[2th Dr]

THAT was hilarious!!!

[JJ Irani]

[coddger]

haha