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16 October 2005, 07:50 PM | #1 |
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Bush Senior, Dubya and Jeb .
George Bush Snr and his sons Dubya and Jeb were in a bar pub enjoying a few quiet drinks one night, when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle.
They bought five $1 tickets each, seeing it was for charity. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize. Senior Bush won the first prize - a whole year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce. Son Jeb was the winner of the second prize - six month's supply of extra-long gourmet spaghetti. Dubya won the sixth prize - a toilet brush. When they gathered in the same bar a week later, Senior asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes. "Great," said Jeb "I love spaghetti." "So do I," said the Dad. "And how's the toilet brush, Dubya?" "Not so good," Dubya said, "I reckon I'll go back to paper..."
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LMFAO!!!!!
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Yep, that just about sums it up.
And this is the leader of the "free world."
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