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mitchy · 9 April 2011, 11:48 AM

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood,plastic - anything she touched would melt! Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured. "The king was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth. Three young princes took up the challenge. The first prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly. The second prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is the hardest substance in the world and will not melt. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. He too went away disappointed. The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there. " The princess did as she was asked, though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!!The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after. Question: What was the object in the prince's pants?(Scroll down for the answer.)

They were M&M's !!! - (get your mind out of the gutter!!) Everyone knows they melt in your mouth, not in your hand!"

Lion · 21 April 2011, 08:30 PM

Yikes!!!

asadtiger · 21 April 2011, 09:52 PM

LOL...I really need re-allignment of my thoughts ;)

MonBK · 21 April 2011, 09:58 PM

:)

FeelingTheBlues · 29 September 2011, 04:23 AM

Dear! For a moment I thought my poor virgin eyes got soiled!

TSW · 29 September 2011, 04:24 AM

:)

SWIMPRUF · 2 October 2011, 04:37 PM

Art 1 · 3 October 2011, 08:30 AM

swatty · 3 October 2011, 11:03 AM

9 April 2011, 11:48 AM	#1
mitchy "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Real Name: Mitch Location: . Watch: 116710LN Posts: 2,495	The cursed princess Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood,plastic - anything she touched would melt! Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured. "The king was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth. Three young princes took up the challenge. The first prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly. The second prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is the hardest substance in the world and will not melt. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. He too went away disappointed. The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there. " The princess did as she was asked, though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!!The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after. Question: What was the object in the prince's pants?(Scroll down for the answer.) They were M&M's !!! - (get your mind out of the gutter!!) Everyone knows they melt in your mouth, not in your hand!" __________________ Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted John Lennon

21 April 2011, 08:30 PM	#2
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21 April 2011, 09:52 PM	#3
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