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leopardprey · 13 August 2007, 06:20 PM

The Poodle & The Leopard

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A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle along for the company.

One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, discovers
that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep crap now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!" says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him
heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!

Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers.

Pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says

"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"

RCecil · 13 August 2007, 10:35 PM

SPACE-DWELLER · 13 August 2007, 11:34 PM

DaveN · 13 August 2007, 11:42 PM

Great joke.

JJ Irani · 14 August 2007, 04:21 AM

Tools · 14 August 2007, 06:54 AM

astcell · 14 August 2007, 09:52 AM

Thank God it's a joke. I thought maybe Rolex came out with a Poodle watch to complete with their Leopard!

leopardprey · 14 August 2007, 11:57 AM

Thats for next year's Basel!!!

Incurable · 16 August 2007, 11:05 AM

Sounds like some of the shenanigans I experience at work.

13 August 2007, 06:20 PM	#1
leopardprey Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Real Name: Chad Location: Around the world Watch: Panerai 233 Posts: 4,204	Poodle vs. Leopard The Poodle & The Leopard -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep crap now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?" Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!" says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!" Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine! Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers. Pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"

13 August 2007, 11:34 PM	#3
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14 August 2007, 04:21 AM	#5
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16 August 2007, 11:05 AM	#9
Incurable "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Real Name: Pat Location: PNW Watch: your P's and Q's Posts: 2,549	Sounds like some of the shenanigans I experience at work. __________________ Rolex GMT Master II 16710 (Blk/Blk) Rolex Explorer 114270 Sinn 356 Sa Flieger Limes Endurance 1Tausend Too many others... #2592 It may seem like I'm doing nothing but, at a cellular level, I'm actually quite busy...

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13 August 2007, 10:35 PM	#2
RCecil Banned Join Date: Jul 2007 Real Name: Look up. Location: Mars Posts: 16

13 August 2007, 11:42 PM	#4
DaveN "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: NC Watch: GMT II TT 116713 Posts: 133	Great joke.

14 August 2007, 06:54 AM	#6
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14 August 2007, 09:52 AM	#7
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	Thank God it's a joke. I thought maybe Rolex came out with a Poodle watch to complete with their Leopard!

14 August 2007, 11:57 AM	#8
leopardprey Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Real Name: Chad Location: Around the world Watch: Panerai 233 Posts: 4,204	Thats for next year's Basel!!!

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