A few jokes for the married

[Spartan]

====Coming home from work earlier than planned, the husband
found his wife in the kitchen, bending over the oven. She looked so desirable, he immediately dropped his trousers
and took her from behind. After it was finished, he gave her
a sharp smack on the bum.
“What the bloody hell was that for?” she raged.
“That was because you didn’t look round to see who it was,”
he exclaimed.


====A young couple move to a remote island off the coast of
Newfoundland. They are made very welcome by the locals
although the husband is teased a great deal because he is
clean shaven. All the other men on the island have long
beards. One night, as the couple are getting ready for bed,
he has an idea. When his wife has undressed, he asks her to
do a handstand in front of the mirror. Thinking it very odd,
but curious to know what he’s going to do, she agrees. Then
the husband puts his face between her legs and murmurs to
himself. “Okay, maybe a beard won’t be so bad after all.

=====
A vicious burglar breaks into a house late at night, orders the
couple out of bed and ties them up. Now the husband is a
big sissy, afraid of his own shadow, so he whispers to his
wife, “Darling, do whatever he says. If he wants sex with you,
then let him have it, otherwise he might hurt us.”
“Whatever you say,” replies his wife. “By the way, he told me
he thought you had a nice, tight little bum.”

[mitchy]

[FeelingTheBlues]

[Art 1]

[TSW]

[SWIMPRUF]

[DCgator]

ha ha

[johnbeth]

[jatco]

Good ones....

[MonBK]

:)

[brkanand]

Ha ha!!