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padi56 · 30 November 2005, 09:25 PM

A man starts working at the zoo and is told to clean out the fish.

A huge fish bites him, so to show the other fish who's boss, he beats it to death with a spade. Realising his employer wont be best pleased he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions.

He then moves on to clean out the chimp house, but they start pelting him with coconuts. So he swipes at the 2 chimps with a spade, killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions.

Next he has to collect honey, but the bees all swarm around him so he grabs the spade and smashes them to a pulp, using the lions to dispose of them once again.

Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo, he asks another: "Whats the food like here?"

"Brilliant" says the lion, "Today we had fish,chimps and mushy bees!!!"

JJ Irani · 1 December 2005, 03:09 AM

30 November 2005, 09:25 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	Lions Dinner. A man starts working at the zoo and is told to clean out the fish. A huge fish bites him, so to show the other fish who's boss, he beats it to death with a spade. Realising his employer wont be best pleased he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions. He then moves on to clean out the chimp house, but they start pelting him with coconuts. So he swipes at the 2 chimps with a spade, killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions. Next he has to collect honey, but the bees all swarm around him so he grabs the spade and smashes them to a pulp, using the lions to dispose of them once again. Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo, he asks another: "Whats the food like here?" "Brilliant" says the lion, "Today we had fish,chimps and mushy bees!!!" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

1 December 2005, 03:09 AM	#2
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