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17 August 2012, 11:46 PM
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"TRF" Life Patron
Join Date: Jun 2005
Real Name: Peter
Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng
Watch: ing you.
Posts: 53,062
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My Car Satnav.
I have a little Satnav
It sits there in my car A Satnav is a driver's friend It tells you where you are I have a little Satnav I've had it all my life It’s better than the normal ones My Satnav is my wife It gives me full instructions Especially how to drive "It's thirty miles an hour", it says "You're doing thirty five" It tells me when to stop and start And when to use the brake And tells me that it's never ever Safe to overtake It tells me when a light is red And when it goes to green It seems to know instinctively Just when to intervene It lists the vehicles just in front And all those to the rear And taking this into account It specifies my gear. I'm sure no other driver Has so helpful a device For when we leave and lock the car It still gives its advice It fills me up with counselling Each journey's pretty fraught So why don't I exchange it And get a quieter sort? Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, Makes sure I'm properly fed, It washes all my shirts and things And - keeps me warm in bed! Despite all these advantages And my tendency to scoff, I do wish that once in a while I could turn the damned thing off.
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18 August 2012, 12:10 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Kingstown
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Don't complain, I'm sure Paul would be grateful to have one.
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18 August 2012, 01:24 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Real Name: John
Location: Canada, eh
Watch: can I?
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I tried the mute button ONCE. Seems there is a self protection circuit on mine that fights back.
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Something witty to go here. Member # 293 
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18 August 2012, 05:01 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Real Name: Carl
Location: Always moving
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Lovely poem Peter, I don't recommend you to read it to your wife though...
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18 August 2012, 06:13 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Florida, Canada
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19 August 2012, 07:10 AM
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2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member
Join Date: Dec 2010
Real Name: PaulG
Location: Georgia
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Does anyone really know what time it is? |
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19 August 2012, 11:36 AM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Feb 2009
Real Name: Lucky
Location: Ohio USA
Watch: TT-Tona/EXII/Tudor
Posts: 696
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Yeah. How true! mine argued with the GPS once!
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