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21 September 2012, 11:14 AM
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The moths...
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along really well. In fact, they get along so well that they decide to go back to the woman's house where they start making passionate love. Suddenly, while they're at it, the woman stops and starts to panic:
- Quick! I just heard my husband's closing his car's door! Go hide in the bathroom! As the man runs towards the room, the husband comes up into the bedroom and looks at his wife: - What's going on in here? Why are you naked? - I heard you pull up outside so I thought I would come up here and get ready to greet you, says the woman in a flirty voice. - Well that's a good surprise! Wait here, let me get ready in the bathroom! Before she can stop him, the husband enters the bathroom and meets the other man: - Who the hell are you!? - Well...hum...I am from the exterminator company! Your wife called me in to get rid of the the moths! You are having problems with them! Quite surprised, the husband looks at him: - But you're naked sir! The man quickly takes a look at his body and screams: - Blimey! Those bastards are fast!
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22 September 2012, 07:27 AM
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26 September 2012, 06:44 PM
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28 September 2012, 08:27 PM
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28 September 2012, 10:49 PM
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28 September 2012, 10:54 PM
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Hahahaha
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5 October 2012, 01:50 PM
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hahaha!
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6 October 2012, 05:26 AM
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:)
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6 October 2012, 07:50 PM
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6 October 2012, 08:15 PM
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The 'blimey' was a givaway Carl.
You must stop reading those english tabloids.
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11 October 2012, 06:33 AM
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