Dave's birthday...

[FeelingTheBlues]

Dave works hard at the plant, puts in a lot of overtime, and then spends most evenings bowling and working out at the gym. His wife, Mary, thinks he is pushing himself too hard so, for his birthday, she decides to do something special takes him to a local strip club.

Upon reaching the front door, the doorman at the club greets them:

- Hey, Dave, how are you?

Needless to say Mary is quite surprised by this:

- How come the doorman knows you? Have you been here before?

- Why of course not honey! We just meet occasionally at the gym!

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. Quite uncomfortable by this, Mary is getting a bit upset:

- Well clearly you come here...and quite often if that lady knows what you drink!

- Oh please honey, I never came in here! She's just a member of the female bowling team and we often share lanes with them!

A few minutes later, a stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave:

- Hi Davey sweetie! Want your usual table dance?

Furious, Mary storms out of the bar, leaving Dave at the table, quite embarrassed. Quickly, he follows her and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, Dave jumps in. Right away, she starts screaming at him and before he can say anything the cab driver turns his head:

- Geez Dave! Looks like you picked up quite a drama queen tonight!

[brkanand]

[mjclark32]

Hahahaha

[Art 1]

[Cru Jones]

[77T]

[limbo]

[joejitsu]

[MoBe]

Good one!

[Glenn422]

[TSW]

:)

[swatty]

Love it

[eric23]

[Grissom]

Poor Dave.....