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Steve V. · 2 December 2007, 02:07 AM

A guy and his buddy are hauling ass down Interstate 65 one day in a souped up Mustang. They come over a rise in the road and sitting in the grass median is an Alabama state trooper.

The trooper is in a 1973 Pontiac with a 455, grey with a single blue light in the middle of the roof. The trooper pulls out and he’s on them like white on rice. The guy pulls over and tells his buddy not to say anything.

The trooper gets out of his car and puts on his Smokey the Bear hat, adjusts his mirror sunglasses and makes sure his handcuff tie clasp is straight. He walks up to the mustang with his nightstick in his hand and raps on the driver’s window.

The guy rolls down his window and the trooper smacks him upside the head with the nightstick. The guy screams out and asks the trooper why he hit him. The trooper tells him, when the Alabama highway patrol pulls you over boy, you have that window down when we get to the car. The trooper then asks to see his license and insurance papers.

The guy starts to get them out and the trooper smacks him again. Once again, the guy screams out and asks why he was hit. The trooper tells him that when the Alabama highway patrol pulls you over, you have them license and insurance papers ready when the trooper gets to the car.

At this point the guy’s head is really hurting and his passenger is doing everything he can to keep from laughing. The trooper gets done writing the ticket and hands it to him to sign.

Then the trooper walks around to the passenger side of the mustang and raps on the passenger window with his nightstick. The passenger rolls down the window and the trooper smacks him upside the head with the nightstick.

Now the passenger is screaming and wanting to know why he was hit since he wasn’t even driving and hadn’t done anything. The trooper calmly tells him that he is just fulfilling his greatest wish.

The puzzled passenger looks at the trooper and asks him what that might be. The trooper proceeds to tell him that he knows that they wouldn’t have gotten a mile down the road and the passenger would have been telling his buddy the driver, “I wish that son-of-a-bitch would have hit me with that nightstick”.

Steve

DS/B MINI S · 2 December 2007, 02:36 AM

And here I was thinking this only happened in South Carolina

JJ Irani · 2 December 2007, 02:43 AM

frostie · 2 December 2007, 03:51 AM

Launch Mini · 2 December 2007, 04:41 AM

I've heard that this would have been one of the more "polite" officers in Alabama.
I once heard they officers policy is more like
BANG.... Stop or I'll shoot

mailman · 2 December 2007, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Launch Mini

I've heard that this would have been one of the more "polite" officers in Alabama.
I once heard they officers policy is more like
BANG.... Stop or I'll shoot

Bama · 2 December 2007, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Launch Mini

I've heard that this would have been one of the more "polite" officers in Alabama.
I once heard they officers policy is more like
BANG.... Stop or I'll shoot

Easy there

Lisa · 2 December 2007, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bama

Easy there

I wondered when you were going to notice this thread, Michael. Um... aren't you a police officer?

Bama · 2 December 2007, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa

I wondered when you were going to notice this thread, Michael. Um... aren't you a police officer?

Yes, I almost missed it. I can't say I've never wanted to behave that way on a traffic stop

Andad · 2 December 2007, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Launch Mini

I've heard that this would have been one of the more "polite" officers in Alabama.
I once heard they officers policy is more like
BANG.... Stop or I'll shoot

Was he from Melbourne?

Launch Mini · 2 December 2007, 03:52 PM

In Vancouver ( my area) It's more
Tazer first, then ask questions later ( if you can)

ohsixx · 3 December 2007, 02:47 AM

Tools · 5 December 2007, 10:47 AM

jasonbellevue · 5 December 2007, 04:50 PM

Downing · 6 December 2007, 03:56 AM

2 December 2007, 02:07 AM	#1
Steve V. Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Real Name: See Above Location: Texas Watch: Sea-Dweller Posts: 90	Driving in Alabama... A guy and his buddy are hauling ass down Interstate 65 one day in a souped up Mustang. They come over a rise in the road and sitting in the grass median is an Alabama state trooper. The trooper is in a 1973 Pontiac with a 455, grey with a single blue light in the middle of the roof. The trooper pulls out and he’s on them like white on rice. The guy pulls over and tells his buddy not to say anything. The trooper gets out of his car and puts on his Smokey the Bear hat, adjusts his mirror sunglasses and makes sure his handcuff tie clasp is straight. He walks up to the mustang with his nightstick in his hand and raps on the driver’s window. The guy rolls down his window and the trooper smacks him upside the head with the nightstick. The guy screams out and asks the trooper why he hit him. The trooper tells him, when the Alabama highway patrol pulls you over boy, you have that window down when we get to the car. The trooper then asks to see his license and insurance papers. The guy starts to get them out and the trooper smacks him again. Once again, the guy screams out and asks why he was hit. The trooper tells him that when the Alabama highway patrol pulls you over, you have them license and insurance papers ready when the trooper gets to the car. At this point the guy’s head is really hurting and his passenger is doing everything he can to keep from laughing. The trooper gets done writing the ticket and hands it to him to sign. Then the trooper walks around to the passenger side of the mustang and raps on the passenger window with his nightstick. The passenger rolls down the window and the trooper smacks him upside the head with the nightstick. Now the passenger is screaming and wanting to know why he was hit since he wasn’t even driving and hadn’t done anything. The trooper calmly tells him that he is just fulfilling his greatest wish. The puzzled passenger looks at the trooper and asks him what that might be. The trooper proceeds to tell him that he knows that they wouldn’t have gotten a mile down the road and the passenger would have been telling his buddy the driver, “I wish that son-of-a-bitch would have hit me with that nightstick”. Steve

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