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Sperry · 16 January 2013, 11:18 PM

The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a
small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out
to investigate him.

AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.

RANCHER: Well, there's my hired hand that has been with me for 3 years. I
pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally
challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all
the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and
board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope
with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.

AGENT: That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.

RANCHER: That would be me.

BadBoy · 16 January 2013, 11:40 PM

FeelingTheBlues · 17 January 2013, 09:48 AM

Aarcher@McDGA · 17 January 2013, 01:10 PM

Hah! Sounds like somebody I know.

Lisa · 17 January 2013, 01:15 PM

That's a good one!

77T · 17 January 2013, 01:15 PM

16 January 2013, 11:18 PM	#1
Sperry "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Jim Location: Alpha Posts: 3,383	Montana dept of employment The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him. AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them. RANCHER: Well, there's my hired hand that has been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally. AGENT: That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one. RANCHER: That would be me.

17 January 2013, 09:48 AM	#3
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