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jatco · 26 March 2013, 11:25 AM

An Irish Funeral

Paddy died. His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral.

As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Colleen turned to
her oldest and dearest friend.

"Ah well, Paddy would be pleased," she said.

"You're right," replied Mary, who lowered her voice and leaned in close.

"So go on, how much did this really cost?'"

"All of it," said Colleen. "Forty thousand."

"Aw No!" Mary exclaimed, "I mean, it was very grand, but $40,000?!!!"
Colleen answered, "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the church.
The whisky, wine and snacks were another $500.
The rest went for the Memorial Stone."

Mary computed quickly.

"For the love of God Colleen, $32,500 for a Memorial Stone?
How big is it?"
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FeelingTheBlues · 26 March 2013, 11:38 AM

Psmith · 26 March 2013, 11:55 AM

Sarajevo · 26 March 2013, 06:34 PM

:)

MonBK · 26 March 2013, 06:35 PM

:)

cop414 · 26 March 2013, 10:41 PM

mjclark32 · 26 March 2013, 10:57 PM

hahaha

BadBoy · 27 March 2013, 12:35 AM

Hahaha

hahaha
Didn't see that one coming...

77T · 27 March 2013, 03:54 AM

HORNBLOWER · 27 March 2013, 06:35 AM

Shes a cute Irish cailin alright!!

swatty · 27 March 2013, 06:48 AM

Rebel · 27 March 2013, 07:39 AM

Lion · 29 March 2013, 03:29 AM

Very good.....

TSW · 29 March 2013, 04:47 PM

:))

Rogdogg · 29 March 2013, 04:56 PM

Very Good

26 March 2013, 11:25 AM	#1
jatco 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Real Name: Thomas Location: YVR Watch: 116233/79190 Posts: 50,520	An Irish Funeral.......... An Irish Funeral Paddy died. His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Colleen turned to her oldest and dearest friend. "Ah well, Paddy would be pleased," she said. "You're right," replied Mary, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. "So go on, how much did this really cost?'" "All of it," said Colleen. "Forty thousand." "Aw No!" Mary exclaimed, "I mean, it was very grand, but $40,000?!!!" Colleen answered, "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the church. The whisky, wine and snacks were another $500. The rest went for the Memorial Stone." Mary computed quickly. "For the love of God Colleen, $32,500 for a Memorial Stone? How big is it?" . . . . . . Attached Images __________________ . ..- ' A Crown for every achievement '

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