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padi56 · 16 January 2006, 08:15 PM

Cigarette.

A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

Love affairs.

Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

Marriage.

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

Divorce.

Future tense of marriage

Lecture.

The art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

Conference.

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise.

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears.

The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ...

Dictionary.

A place where divorce comes before marriage.

Conference Room.

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

Ecstasy.

A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Classic.

A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile.

A curve that can set a lot of things straight

Office.

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn.

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc..

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee.

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience.

The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb.

An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher.

A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat.

A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist.

A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist.

A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

Pessimist.

A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY.

Miser.

A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father.

A banker provided by nature.

Criminal.

A guy no different from the rest of us.... except that he got caught.

Boss.

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician.

One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor

A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Lawyers. Sorry not enough space, or time to tell all

mailman · 16 January 2006, 10:43 PM

Interesting words Padi.

dina · 17 January 2006, 02:43 AM

JJ Irani · 17 January 2006, 03:32 AM

Funny but true!

ralphieralph · 17 January 2006, 05:25 AM

16 January 2006, 08:15 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,044	Definitions. Cigarette. A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other. Love affairs. Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test. Marriage. It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master Divorce. Future tense of marriage Lecture. The art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either". Conference. The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. Compromise. The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. Tears. The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ... Dictionary. A place where divorce comes before marriage. Conference Room. A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on. Ecstasy. A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before. Classic. A book which people praise, but do not read. Smile. A curve that can set a lot of things straight Office. A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. Yawn. The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. Etc.. A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Committee. Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Experience. The name men give to their mistakes. Atom Bomb. An invention to end all inventions. Philosopher. A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. Diplomat. A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. Opportunist. A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river. Optimist. A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet." Pessimist. A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY. Miser. A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. Father. A banker provided by nature. Criminal. A guy no different from the rest of us.... except that he got caught. Boss. Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Politician. One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. Doctor A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. Lawyers. Sorry not enough space, or time to tell all __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

16 January 2006, 10:43 PM	#2
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,509	Interesting words Padi. __________________ JJ

17 January 2006, 03:32 AM	#4
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Funny but true! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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