ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX
3 April 2014, 05:16 PM | #1 |
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Mar 2014
Real Name: Graham
Location: Sandy, England
Watch: 16550 Exp II Ivory
Posts: 35
|
Son in Law
As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom
Door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you Doing?' The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years Old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.' The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz Coming from the other side of the closed bedroom Door. Upon entering the room, he observed his Daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter Said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.' A couple days later, the wife came home from a Shopping trip , placed the groceries on the kitchen Counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, Of all places, the living room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, Downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing Like crazy. The wife asked: 'What the f... Are you doing?' The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my son-in-law |
3 April 2014, 08:57 PM | #2 |
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Sep 2011
Real Name: Carl
Location: Always moving
Watch: If you wish...
Posts: 22,039
|
__________________
Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin |
3 April 2014, 09:12 PM | #3 |
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Mar 2013
Real Name: Steve
Location: Everywhere
Watch: Love them all
Posts: 1,503
|
__________________
There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. Salvador Dali |
4 April 2014, 04:57 AM | #4 |
TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron
Join Date: Apr 2012
Real Name: Tim
Location: Pennsylvania
Watch: 14060M
Posts: 72,179
|
__________________
Rolex Submariner 14060M Omega Seamaster 2254.50 DOXA Professional 1200T Card carrying member of TRF's Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons TRF's "After Dark" Bar & NightClub Patron P Club Member #17 2 FA ENABLED
|
4 April 2014, 04:59 AM | #5 |
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Mar 2010
Real Name: MJC
Location: PHL USA
Watch: IWC, Rolex, AP
Posts: 29,232
|
Hahahahaha
__________________
|
4 April 2014, 04:59 AM | #6 |
Banned
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Kingstown
Posts: 58,279
|
Haha..))
|
4 April 2014, 11:38 AM | #7 |
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Apr 2012
Real Name: Alex
Location: Chicago
Watch: AP,PP, Rolex
Posts: 37,156
|
|
7 April 2014, 09:58 PM | #8 |
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Australia
Watch: 116610LN
Posts: 15,802
|
|
7 April 2014, 09:59 PM | #9 |
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Aug 2013
Real Name: Christopher
Location: Georgia, USA
Watch: ing the Sea...
Posts: 6,713
|
__________________
"I wish to have no Connection with any Ship that does not Sail fast for I intend to go in harm's way." Captain John Paul Jones, 16 November 1778 "Curmudgeons " Favorites: 1665 SD, Sub Date, DSSD, Exp II, Sub LV, GMTIIc |
9 April 2014, 11:55 AM | #10 |
2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member
Join Date: Dec 2010
Real Name: PaulG
Location: Georgia
Posts: 41,959
|
__________________
Does anyone really know what time it is? |
18 April 2014, 08:39 PM | #11 |
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Sep 2008
Real Name: ChairmanMao
Location: NY, US
Watch: mickey watch
Posts: 837
|
Rofl
Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk
__________________
I am always single, even when I am married. |
19 April 2014, 11:24 AM | #12 |
"TRF" Member
Join Date: Sep 2008
Real Name: Clive
Location: Exoplanet
Watch: spring-driven
Posts: 38,856
|
__________________
|
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
Thread Tools | |
Display Modes | |
|
|
*Banners
Of The Month*
This space is provided to horological resources.