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1 February 2006, 12:19 AM | #1 |
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Adam Doesn't Know.
You all know that, in the Beginning, God created Heaven and Earth and then He created man:
God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me." Adam says, "Gladly, what do You want me to do?" God says, "Go down into that valley." And Adam says, "What's a valley?" And God explained it to him. Then God says, "Cross the river." And Adam says, "What's a river?" And God explained that to him, and then says, "Go over to the hill." And Adam says, "What is a hill?" And God explained that to him. Then He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave." And Adam says, "What's a cave?" And God explains that to him, then says, "In the cave you will find a Woman." And Adam says, "What's a woman?" So God explains that to him, and says, "I want you to reproduce." And Adam says, "How do I do that?" So God explains it to him. So off goes Adam, down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, and into the cave and finds the woman, and in about five minutes he was back. God says angrily, "What is it now?" And Adam says, "What's a bloody headache?".
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