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mailman · 15 March 2006, 07:56 AM

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck,
and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting
to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each
person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish
is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is
done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be
gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is
granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous,
but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line
starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is
rolling on the floor, laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches this
last guy and asks him what his wish will be.

The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again."

THE MORAL IS:

NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE. BE HAPPY.

JJ Irani · 15 March 2006, 03:47 PM

padi56 · 15 March 2006, 07:05 PM

AJC · 16 March 2006, 04:46 AM

15 March 2006, 07:56 AM	#1
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,509	Last in line A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again." THE MORAL IS: NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE. BE HAPPY. __________________ JJ

15 March 2006, 03:47 PM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

15 March 2006, 07:05 PM	#3
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16 March 2006, 04:46 AM	#4
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