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11 August 2016, 11:35 PM
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Another Lawyer Joke.....
 One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass?” “We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “We have to eat grass.” “Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,” the lawyer said. “But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there under that tree.” “Bring them along,” the lawyer replied... Turning to the other poor man he stated, “You may come with us, also. The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, “But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!” “Bring them all as well,” the lawyer answered They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.” The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high.” |
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12 August 2016, 02:09 AM
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12 August 2016, 02:12 AM
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12 August 2016, 03:31 AM
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12 August 2016, 03:33 AM
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Haha..:)
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12 August 2016, 05:15 AM
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12 August 2016, 08:01 AM
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12 August 2016, 12:56 PM
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This was a good one!
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12 August 2016, 02:06 PM
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12 August 2016, 02:36 PM
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Oh, Gosh!!!!!
Can't believe I read it to the last word!!! 
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13 August 2016, 05:25 AM
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13 August 2016, 07:47 AM
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Good one!
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13 August 2016, 10:02 PM
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13 August 2016, 10:04 PM
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Good one
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13 August 2016, 11:25 PM
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Best lawyer joke I read in a long time! And you can change "lawyer" to "stock broker" to suit your audience.
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15 August 2016, 01:11 PM
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I know attorneys like this!
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15 August 2016, 02:22 PM
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I agree with all above..... hahahaa  DM |
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15 August 2016, 02:42 PM
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“Anyone can be sarcastic; it takes intelligence to solve a problem!”
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22 August 2016, 08:02 AM
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25 August 2016, 01:30 AM
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Haha!
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28 August 2016, 06:50 AM
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Hahahahaha
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18 September 2016, 10:01 AM
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Best one yet
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18 September 2016, 10:10 AM
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Oh my haha, that was great.
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19 September 2016, 06:19 AM
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Nice one
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19 September 2016, 06:37 AM
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ha
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21 September 2016, 11:37 AM
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Can't feel my ribs good read
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