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24 August 2008, 04:46 AM
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The honest spouse
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place....
The man says "What's the problem officer?" Officer: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone. Man: No sir, I was going 65. Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going 80. [Man gives his wife a dirty look.] Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light. Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light! Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks. [Man gives his wife a dirty look.] Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt. Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car. Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt. Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth!" Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you like this all the time? Wife says: "No, only when he's drunk!"
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24 August 2008, 05:08 AM
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24 August 2008, 05:51 AM
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24 August 2008, 06:16 AM
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24 August 2008, 08:29 AM
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25 August 2008, 01:03 AM
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Rofl!
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25 August 2008, 10:18 PM
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what a wife!
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30 August 2008, 05:48 PM
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