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Old 30 October 2008, 01:38 PM   #151
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she likes the taste of bubble gum as she works in the .......garden, but just then,
JJ holding Jim in a hammer lock, was dragging Jim and a large........
........ego as big as a house. With almost 50,000 posts under his belt, he also had a large gut.
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Old 30 October 2008, 02:44 PM   #152
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...But when his man boobs got in the way of Bubba's manhole covers... There was....
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Old 30 October 2008, 02:53 PM   #153
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a loud slapping sound that sounded like seals fighting.
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Old 30 October 2008, 04:13 PM   #154
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a loud slapping sound that sounded like seals fighting.
Those navy guys can make one hell of a noise.
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Old 30 October 2008, 07:42 PM   #155
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Old 30 October 2008, 10:15 PM   #156
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Those navy guys can make one hell of a noise.
......such big men come out of such a little creek........speaking of little where is DogNose76? and what is sHE up to; maybe a three on the pump chart.........
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Old 31 October 2008, 12:27 AM   #157
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...but night was falling and there was one more task to complete before the sun went down...
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...not the only thing that went down according to Bubba...
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Old 31 October 2008, 12:41 AM   #159
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...not the only thing that went down according to Bubba...
That was quite a mouthful said Bitsy but what was she referring to?........
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Old 3 November 2008, 01:47 AM   #160
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That was quite a mouthful said Bitsy but what was she referring to?........
I guess we'll never know.
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That was quite a mouthful said Bitsy but what was she referring to?........
was it the legend of the furry cup ?.......or could it have been another distraction....................
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was it the legend of the furry cup ?.......or could it have been another distraction....................
Twas another distraction altogether! A veritable feast was served up in a silver platter. Bearded clams and foot long wieners!

Bubba could not belief his eyes, gleefully rubbing...
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Twas another distraction altogether! A veritable feast was served up in a silver platter. Bearded clams and foot long wieners!

Bubba could not belief his eyes, gleefully rubbing...
The rust of a manhole cover as.......
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The rust of a manhole cover as.......
he hungrily gobbled the foot long wieners. Just as he was nibbling on a clam he had a huge surprise, the bearded clams came attached to the bearded lady....Bitsy !!!!!!!!!!!!!..................the circus was in town!!!!!
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Old 4 November 2008, 04:12 AM   #165
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Bubba blew his big top because those guys from the circus kept clowning around.
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Bubba blew his big top because those guys from the circus kept clowning around.
singing along to "I'm the king of the swingers,the jungle VIP, I reached the top and had to stop, and that's what's bothering me"
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Then, whilst surveying the married talent on offer, the king of the swingers reached into the bowl to pull out a set of keys.

A sharp intake of breath as the regal Bubba asked politely who's keys they were, which lucky lady would be joining him?

Unfortunately they were the keys to the tool shed!

Bubba solemnly trudged off to the shed alone, quite prepared to play with his...
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Then, whilst surveying the married talent on offer, the king of the swingers reached into the bowl to pull out a set of keys.

A sharp intake of breath as the regal Bubba asked politely who's keys they were, which lucky lady would be joining him?

Unfortunately they were the keys to the tool shed!

Bubba solemnly trudged off to the shed alone, quite prepared to play with his...
but then he spotted the array of agricultural units spread in front of him. Most were his first cousins, so no need for precautions, Bubba began to..............
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Start sowing his seed!

Better the devil you know and nowadays most crops are genetically modified, Bubba thought as his drill started to do it's business.

Suddenly with an almighty groan...
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Old 4 November 2008, 06:23 AM   #170
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Start sowing his seed!

Better the devil you know and nowadays most crops are genetically modified, Bubba thought as his drill started to do it's business.

Suddenly with an almighty groan...
the ghost of Jethro Tull rose from the ground, and demanded to know who was messing with his seed drill. Bubba confused started hopping around on one leg miming to a flute.........................................
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The ghost of Jethro Tull proclaimed, "Stop miming. You do not have to pretend with me. I've seen you with your mouth around a.......
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genetically modified molehills that asked "have you a cup of sugar neighbour"
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genetically modified molehills that asked "have you a cup of sugar neighbour"

but before Bubba could answer his mum said, while performing a Monica, Bubba your paw done filled up the Twinkies so treat your sis like a hostess and give her your special tip....
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but before Bubba could answer his mum said, while performing a Monica, Bubba your paw done filled up the Twinkies so treat your sis like a hostess and give her your special tip....
to make sure you take the dress to the dry cleaners and don't leaving it hanging in the closet.........
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