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Uncle-AJ · 18 June 2005, 01:12 AM

I saw this on another forum as I do most of my jokes. Anyway I thought it was quite apt.

from 20 to 30 if a man lives right
its once in the morn and twice at night

from 30 to 40 if he still lives right
he misses a morn and maybe a night

from 40 to 50
its just now and then

from 50 to 60
its lord knows when

from 60 to 70 he still feels inclined
but dont let him fool you its all in the mind

his sporting days are over
his little light is out

what used to be his man appeal
is now his water spout

it used to be embarrassing to make the thing behave
it stood up every morning to watch him have a shave

but now hes getting older he really gets the blues
to se it hanging upside down and watch him clean his shoes

Earl · 18 June 2005, 01:29 AM

Shakeing my head on that one.... I'm 29 in my mind but, I do have the problem of dickiedo... my belly sticks out more than my dickiedo

JJ Irani · 18 June 2005, 12:48 PM

LOL, Adrian and LMAO at Earl's "dicikedo".

dman · 18 June 2005, 02:25 PM

Exactly what JJ said!! LMAO!!

Uncle-AJ · 19 June 2005, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

LOL, Adrian and LMAO at Earl's "dicikedo".

What are you doing, looking at Earl's dicikedo?

Earl · 19 June 2005, 04:24 AM

dman · 19 June 2005, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

What are you doing, looking at Earl's dicikedo?

LMAO again Adrian!! LOL!!

Bisquitlips · 17 January 2009, 09:03 AM

18 June 2005, 01:12 AM	#1
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	A poem to manhood I saw this on another forum as I do most of my jokes. Anyway I thought it was quite apt. from 20 to 30 if a man lives right its once in the morn and twice at night from 30 to 40 if he still lives right he misses a morn and maybe a night from 40 to 50 its just now and then from 50 to 60 its lord knows when from 60 to 70 he still feels inclined but dont let him fool you its all in the mind his sporting days are over his little light is out what used to be his man appeal is now his water spout it used to be embarrassing to make the thing behave it stood up every morning to watch him have a shave but now hes getting older he really gets the blues to se it hanging upside down and watch him clean his shoes

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18 June 2005, 01:29 AM	#2
Earl "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Who Me? Location: Northern Virginia Watch: out Posts: 4,616	Shakeing my head on that one.... I'm 29 in my mind but, I do have the problem of dickiedo... my belly sticks out more than my dickiedo

18 June 2005, 12:48 PM	#3
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	LOL, Adrian and LMAO at Earl's "dicikedo".

18 June 2005, 02:25 PM	#4
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,585	Exactly what JJ said!! LMAO!!

19 June 2005, 04:24 AM	#6
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