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JJ Irani · 22 January 2010, 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Brunotheboxer

You're killing me, ya bastid tossa!!

Idle Swede · 22 January 2010, 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Smart man, my friend..........'cause some day when we do meet, I'd hate to be meeting ME!!!

Agree MT, one of you is enough.

JJ Irani · 22 January 2010, 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Idle Swede

Agree MT, one of you is enough.

Yes, poor Zemina says the same thing!!

Brunotheboxer · 22 January 2010, 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

You're killing me, ya bastid tossa!!

Now I'm having a GREAT DAY.

Idle Swede · 22 January 2010, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Yes, poor Zemina says the same thing!!

That's funny, I heard she said you were not enough.

figbo · 22 January 2010, 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Idle Swede

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Here you go!

JJ Irani · 22 January 2010, 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Idle Swede

That's funny, I heard she said you were not enough.

JJ Irani · 22 January 2010, 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by figbo

Here you go!

WHOA!! That's one serious looking bastid tosser!!!

Idle Swede · 22 January 2010, 03:00 AM

[QUOTE=figbo;1589706]Here you go!

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Great picture Raf,

I have one question though...............

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.......where are the shrimp under the ice sculpture?

figbo · 22 January 2010, 03:01 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

WHOA!! That's one serious looking bastid tosser!!!

That ice sculpture froze my face tight!

Brunotheboxer · 22 January 2010, 03:01 AM

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Originally Posted by figbo

Here you go!

Just Kidding Bro.

figbo · 22 January 2010, 03:04 AM

Rebel · 22 January 2010, 03:06 AM

I like him and his show.

JJ Irani · 22 January 2010, 03:08 AM

Bruno, you are an absolute riot!!

alphamale2012 · 22 January 2010, 04:20 AM

Why doesnt he just go to mc donalds?

alphamale2012 · 22 January 2010, 04:21 AM

Bruno thats funny

Idle Swede · 22 January 2010, 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by alphamale2012

Bruno thats funny

X2.

Lion · 22 January 2010, 05:22 AM

After reading about you guys I need a drink!!!

datejust1 · 22 January 2010, 05:30 AM

When I grow up I wanna be like JJ... No, Not bald... funny, smart, have a nice family and 4 Rolexes! ok JJ I hope this makes you happy...

Now the truth is, I've always wanted to be like James Bond. Astons, Chicks, going around the World, Martinis (So I can Invite Leo to a few), Great clothes, Chicks, Watches, Chicks, Chicks, Chicks. But no for the killing part...

JJ Irani · 22 January 2010, 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Lion

After reading about you guys I need a drink!!!

Lion · 22 January 2010, 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

And probably a double!!!

DadsWatch72 · 22 January 2010, 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by sakuraba

I saw him drink the fluid from elephant

Noooo, it was the juice from the elephants poo.

ParisDakarBmw · 22 January 2010, 06:15 AM

I've already admitted to myself that if I was ever in one of those situations, I would perish. If you plopped my fat butt in the desert, I'd be sweating bacon grease, cursing the world. I'd spend my final moments writing some crazy rant in the sand, and invite the buzzards to a fresh meal.

If I didn't have a fast food resteraunt, or grocery store nearby I'd starve. I have reserve blubber to ensure a few extra days of survival. As far as living off

and

. No thank you! I'll pout to death!

DadsWatch72 · 22 January 2010, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by ParisDakarBmw

I've already admitted to myself that if I was ever in one of those situations, I would perish. If you plopped my fat butt in the desert, I'd be sweating bacon grease, cursing the world. I'd spend my final moments writing some crazy rant in the sand, and invite the buzzards to a fresh meal.

If I didn't have a fast food resteraunt, or grocery store nearby I'd starve. I have reserve blubber to ensure a few extra days of survival. As far as living off

and

. No thank you! I'll pout to death!

Its not the food that you have to worry about, its water.

Survival Rule of 3's

•3 minutes without air
•3 hours without shelter
•3 days without water
•3 weeks without food
•3 months without hope

these are general rules (more like guidelines)

Survival is a hobby of mine. I prefer to watch Survivorman. Here is some of my gear.

DadsWatch72 · 22 January 2010, 07:06 AM

Here is a nasty little trap that will help you get some food.

DadsWatch72 · 22 January 2010, 07:10 AM

Here is a very small fishing kit that I put together. It could make the difference between going hungry and eating like a king.

DadsWatch72 · 22 January 2010, 07:12 AM

And when you do catch some food, nothing like a cool Titanium stove to cook it on. Thats the start up flame your seeing. It dies down to a nice hot blue flame. It also takes Iso fuel in a canister. Titanium cookware too.

Brunotheboxer · 22 January 2010, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by DadsWatch72

Its not the food that you have to worry about, its water.

Survival Rule of 3's

•3 minutes without air
•3 hours without shelter
•3 days without water
•3 weeks without food
•3 months without hope

these are general rules (more like guidelines)

Survival is a hobby of mine. I prefer to watch Survivorman. Here is some of my gear.

You're the REAL Deal brah. Props to ya.

I watch Survivor man too but he just doesnt inspire me to much. I feel the Bear could kick Les Strouds Ass and that is my motivation.

DadsWatch72 · 22 January 2010, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Brunotheboxer

You're the REAL Deal brah. Props to ya.

I watch Survivor man too but he just doesnt inspire me to much. I feel the Bear could kick Les Strouds Ass and that is my motivation.

I don't know if I'm the real deal, but I do like gear.

People that study primative living techniques are the REAL DEAL. They can MAKE their own tools and thrive without anything. Thats quickly becoming a lost art.

I guess I could muttle my way through making a fire bow and a leaning shelter. I like asking myself.......What if.......this happens or that happens. I have learned a lot from Les and some from Bear also.

DadsWatch72 · 22 January 2010, 07:26 AM

This is for when the trap doesn't work and you don't catch any fish.

22 January 2010, 03:04 AM	#42
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22 January 2010, 03:06 AM	#43
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22 January 2010, 03:08 AM	#44
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Bruno, you are an absolute riot!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

22 January 2010, 05:22 AM	#48
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22 January 2010, 03:00 AM	#39
Idle Swede Suspended Join Date: Oct 2008 Real Name: Leo Location: Boca Raton Posts: 13,820	[QUOTE=figbo;1589706]Here you go! QUOTE] Great picture Raf, I have one question though............... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .......where are the shrimp under the ice sculpture?

22 January 2010, 04:20 AM	#45
alphamale2012 "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Real Name: Sam Location: UK Posts: 1,305	Why doesnt he just go to mc donalds?

22 January 2010, 04:21 AM	#46
alphamale2012 "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Real Name: Sam Location: UK Posts: 1,305	Bruno thats funny

22 January 2010, 05:30 AM	#49
datejust1 Banned Join Date: Sep 2009 Real Name: G Location: N/A Watch: N/A Posts: 6,042	When I grow up I wanna be like JJ... No, Not bald... funny, smart, have a nice family and 4 Rolexes! ok JJ I hope this makes you happy... Now the truth is, I've always wanted to be like James Bond. Astons, Chicks, going around the World, Martinis (So I can Invite Leo to a few), Great clothes, Chicks, Watches, Chicks, Chicks, Chicks. But no for the killing part...

22 January 2010, 06:15 AM	#53
ParisDakarBmw Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: Paul Location: New Haven, CT Watch: 116610 Sub-C Posts: 6,552	I've already admitted to myself that if I was ever in one of those situations, I would perish. If you plopped my fat butt in the desert, I'd be sweating bacon grease, cursing the world. I'd spend my final moments writing some crazy rant in the sand, and invite the buzzards to a fresh meal. If I didn't have a fast food resteraunt, or grocery store nearby I'd starve. I have reserve blubber to ensure a few extra days of survival. As far as living off and . No thank you! I'll pout to death!

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