Farting Dog!

[Carolina]

Originally Posted by Lisa

I dunno, Carolina. It's pretty hard to gross out a dog.

So true!

[Terry Newton]

Dog's are funny. They don't even have a conscience over what they do. There sole purpose on earth is to be happy and love you in the process. Dog's are awesome.



This thread has gone to the dogs.

Terry Newton

[mailman]

Ok he farts, but can he still lick his balls

[Incurable]

Originally Posted by mailman

Ok he farts, but can he still lick his balls

OMG, you can't deprive him of that too... maybe a stay of execution on the neutering.

[redshirt1957]

Originally Posted by mailman

Ok he farts, but can he still lick his balls

Originally Posted by Incurable

OMG, you can't deprive him of that too... maybe a stay of execution on the neutering.

Way to go guys! Now eveybody knows why I am always smiling.

[Lisa]

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Way to go guys! Now eveybody knows why I am always smiling.

Oh! For a moment there I thought we were still talking about the dog.

[Scooby]

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Okay. Well maybe I was adding some aroma to the air as well. All three of you are a hoot and funny as can be. Now let me get back to beer and pickled eggs. I will make the dog eyes water as revenge.

Well, I guess that rules out the GTG at Bubba's.

[redshirt1957]

Originally Posted by Scooby

Well, I guess that rules out the GTG at Bubba's.

This is one I should just keep to myself. The damn dog stopped eating his "Fart Masking Pills" so what did I do last night? I ate one of the pills to see if they work. I am sure I don't have to tell you this, but just in case I have some off-spring out there that I am not aware of; don't do it! The taste was okay, but what heart-burn. The good news? I am now a human farting Febreeze producing machine.

One of these days I will tell the story about wearing the shock collar and trying to drink a beer. Big hint. Raise your feet off the ground when sitting in a chair and you will not be grounded.

[Carolina]

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

This is one I should just keep to myself. The damn dog stopped eating his "Fart Masking Pills" so what did I do last night? I ate one of the pills to see if they work. I am sure I don't have to tell you this, but just in case I have some off-spring out there that I am not aware of; don't do it! The taste was okay, but what heart-burn. The good news? I am now a human farting Febreeze producing machine.

One of these days I will tell the story about wearing the shock collar and trying to drink a beer. Big hint. Raise your feet off the ground when sitting in a chair and you will not be grounded.

You are a nut!!!!

[Lisa]

Just send Joe over to sit on your couches with his shock collar, beer and febreeze-farts. You'll never have to worry about company again.

[redshirt1957]

Originally Posted by Lisa

Just send Joe over to sit on your couches with his shock collar, beer and febreeze-farts. You'll never have to worry about company again.

Okay. We must have been married in a previous life as I have been accused of keeping the company away with my strange humor and habits by my previous wives.

[Lisa]

Originally Posted by redshirt1957

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Okay. We must have been married in a previous life as I have been accused of keeping the company away with my strange humor and habits by my previous wives.

Previous life? For all I know we've been married in THIS life but I've suppressed all memory of it!Now, which one was I again?

[Mrdi]

Had a dog like that.
Vet said put im the microwave for a minute per pound.
Works.