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astcell · 26 October 2008, 01:54 PM

...that idiot who created the Clownmaster II. Thankfully the griffin was headed away from earth, and not fast enough.

Uncle-AJ · 26 October 2008, 03:44 PM

And as the clocks go backwards in the UK so does the credibility of this tale....

Leighton · 26 October 2008, 04:09 PM

He checked his watch and purposely slid open the manhole cover. He looked in and before his eyes he saw.....

Uncle-AJ · 26 October 2008, 04:19 PM

.........a wormhole to another galaxy, far, far, away....

Trurolexer · 26 October 2008, 04:29 PM

Never ending nightmare? Song by MSG.

Leighton · 26 October 2008, 04:38 PM

There was so much MSG in the chow mein that he had to drink more Bud to such an excess that his wife got ticked off, gathered up all the children and headed for the lake. And then.............

Uncle-AJ · 26 October 2008, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Leighton

There was so much MSG in the chow mein that he had to drink more Bud to such an excess that his wife got ticked off, gathered up all the children and headed for the lake. And then.............

................ and then And then along came Jones Tall thin Jones ...

Jimbits76 · 26 October 2008, 06:45 PM

Ladies and gentleman, we interrupt this transmisson to bring you breaking news of the developments at Redknapp and Son's of White Hart Lane...

F' About...Arry Redknapp's blue n white army!!!!

If I may....

We are Park Lane, we're Park Lane, we're Park Lane Tottenham....

Normal service may now resume!

Uncle-AJ · 26 October 2008, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Ladies and gentleman, we interrupt this transmisson to bring you breaking news of the developments at Redknapp and Son's of White Hart Lane...

F' About...Arry Redknapp's blue n white army!!!!

If I may....

We are Park Lane, we're Park Lane, we're Park Lane Tottenham....

Normal service may now resume!

I'm sure they will when Bolton give them a good thrashing later today...........but I digress.......

jdc · 26 October 2008, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Ladies and gentleman, we interrupt this transmisson to bring you breaking news of the developments at Redknapp and Son's of White Hart Lane...

F' About...Arry Redknapp's blue n white army!!!!

If I may....

We are Park Lane, we're Park Lane, we're Park Lane Tottenham....

Normal service may now resume!

So the pirates sunk the Spanish galleons, next in line was the old sea dog Harry "the bung"

Jimbits76 · 26 October 2008, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jdc

So the pirates sunk the Spanish galleons, next in line was the old sea dog Harry "the bung"

Bringing with him that pair of broken old cannons???

away36 · 26 October 2008, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Bringing with him that pair of broken old cannons???

which magically transformed themselves into Bubba's neighbour's chest...

toph · 26 October 2008, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by away36

which magically transformed themselves into Bubba's neighbour's chest...

Treasure Chest that is, full of.....

JimSnyder · 26 October 2008, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by toph

Treasure Chest that is, full of.....

onions from Indonesia, they are as good as gold and many a Rolex have been bought with the wealth they have brought...

toph · 26 October 2008, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by JimSnyder

onions from Indonesia, they are as good as gold....

from the USA, Gin from Holland, Wool from NZ, photoshoppers from Sweden, moaners form the UK and most importantly....

JimSnyder · 26 October 2008, 09:18 PM

the ubiquitous corn dog ...

jdc · 27 October 2008, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Bringing with him that pair of broken old cannons???

Had not thought of that but able seaman Adams dishing out rum to the crew would be a turnup

toph · 27 October 2008, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by jdc

Had not thought of that but able seaman Adams dishing out rum to the crew would be a turnup

and even rather bould considering the amount of dixon deck(

)

Trurolexer · 27 October 2008, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by JimSnyder

onions from Indonesia, they are as good as gold and many a Rolex have been bought with the wealth they have brought...

Sometimes yes...

Amen!!!

Trurolexer · 27 October 2008, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by JimSnyder

the ubiquitous corn dog ...

Why you like corn dog so much?

away36 · 27 October 2008, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by toph

and even rather bould considering the amount of dixon deck(

)

which tended to increase the amount of coupling going on in the sheep meadow..

Uncle-AJ · 27 October 2008, 02:42 AM

Suddenly there's a report on the radio. "Jussi Jaaskelainen produces a wonderful stop to his right to keep out Luca Modric's dipping volley, but as he and Darren Bent chase after the rebound, the Spurs striker goes over. Soft penalty - which Bent tucks away."
Redknapp has shown his true colours..

Jimbits76 · 27 October 2008, 02:45 AM

Get in there...no more poxy triangle jokes.

We're still a mess tho...Arry has his work cut out...spesh with Gomes the clown!!!!!!!

COYS

J

astcell · 27 October 2008, 03:27 AM

Then the radio went silent. That meant the batteries were dead. Or worse, it meant that....

Uncle-AJ · 27 October 2008, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by astcell

Then the radio went silent. That meant the batteries were dead. Or worse, it meant that....

I'd gone deaf. Then I realised my fingers were in my ears.

jdc · 27 October 2008, 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Get in there...no more poxy triangle jokes.

We're still a mess tho...Arry has his work cut out...spesh with Gomes the clown!!!!!!!

COYS

J

the pentagon boys are off to fight with their bitter rivals, the Wenger boys, who mugged a bunch of dockers in the East End today..............will 'arry triumph ?......to be continued

Tools · 27 October 2008, 05:01 AM

...Meanwhile, Bubba was still hiding in Bitsy's more than ample bush (although it could just as easily have been his diminutive size) and, therefore, could not possibly have heard the bleating and slapping sounds coming from the sheep fields, who, in turn, were totally engrossed with their own frolicking, regardless of where AJ's fingers were inserted.

This left them all open for the unexpected..............

redshirt1957 · 27 October 2008, 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Tools

...Meanwhile, Bubba was still hiding in Bitsy's more than ample bush (although it could just as easily have been his diminutive size) and, therefore, could not possibly have heard the bleating and slapping sounds coming from the sheep fields, who, in turn, were totally engrossed with their own frolicking, regardless of where AJ's fingers were inserted.

This left them all open for the unexpected..............

prostate examine I just got from ole' Uncle AJ. That were'nt you ears ole' double knuckles. Now the sheep are running to find the young man wearing peanut butter; who is this yong man.....

Uncle-AJ · 27 October 2008, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

prostate examine I just got from ole' Uncle AJ. That were'nt you ears ole' double knuckles. Now the sheep are running to find the young man wearing peanut butter; who is this yong man.....

The young man from Yong was in fact the prodigal son of JJ. With a sheepish look he asked. "How did I get dragged into this?"

away36 · 29 October 2008, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

The young man from Yong was in fact the prodigal son of JJ. With a sheepish look he asked. "How did I get dragged into this?"

....and everyone instinctively knew that the Mailman had dragged him in....kicking and screaming.....and late.....

26 October 2008, 01:54 PM	#61
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	...that idiot who created the Clownmaster II. Thankfully the griffin was headed away from earth, and not fast enough. __________________ SS GMTII "D", TT GMTIIc "Z"

26 October 2008, 03:44 PM	#62
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	And as the clocks go backwards in the UK so does the credibility of this tale.... __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

26 October 2008, 04:09 PM	#63
Leighton "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Real Name: Leighton Location: So. California Watch: SS GMT IIc Posts: 1,366	He checked his watch and purposely slid open the manhole cover. He looked in and before his eyes he saw..... __________________ GMT MASTER II 116710N

26 October 2008, 04:19 PM	#64
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	.........a wormhole to another galaxy, far, far, away.... __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

26 October 2008, 04:38 PM	#66
Leighton "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Real Name: Leighton Location: So. California Watch: SS GMT IIc Posts: 1,366	There was so much MSG in the chow mein that he had to drink more Bud to such an excess that his wife got ticked off, gathered up all the children and headed for the lake. And then............. __________________ GMT MASTER II 116710N

26 October 2008, 04:29 PM	#65
Trurolexer Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: USA Watch: 5513MaxiI+PreComex Posts: 18,421	Never ending nightmare? Song by MSG.

26 October 2008, 06:45 PM	#68
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	Ladies and gentleman, we interrupt this transmisson to bring you breaking news of the developments at Redknapp and Son's of White Hart Lane... F' About...Arry Redknapp's blue n white army!!!! If I may.... We are Park Lane, we're Park Lane, we're Park Lane Tottenham.... Normal service may now resume!

26 October 2008, 09:18 PM	#76
JimSnyder "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Real Name: Jim Snyder Location: Ohio Watch: Ask me later..... Posts: 7,726	the ubiquitous corn dog ... __________________ "You ain't lived, 'til you've had your tires rotated by a red-headed women."

27 October 2008, 02:42 AM	#82
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	Suddenly there's a report on the radio. "Jussi Jaaskelainen produces a wonderful stop to his right to keep out Luca Modric's dipping volley, but as he and Darren Bent chase after the rebound, the Spurs striker goes over. Soft penalty - which Bent tucks away." Redknapp has shown his true colours.. __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

27 October 2008, 02:45 AM	#83
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	Get in there...no more poxy triangle jokes. We're still a mess tho...Arry has his work cut out...spesh with Gomes the clown!!!!!!! COYS J

27 October 2008, 03:27 AM	#84
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	Then the radio went silent. That meant the batteries were dead. Or worse, it meant that.... __________________ SS GMTII "D", TT GMTIIc "Z"

27 October 2008, 05:01 AM	#87
Tools TRF Moderator & 2025 Patron Join Date: May 2007 Real Name: Larry Location: Mojave Desert Watch: GMT's Posts: 43,593	...Meanwhile, Bubba was still hiding in Bitsy's more than ample bush (although it could just as easily have been his diminutive size) and, therefore, could not possibly have heard the bleating and slapping sounds coming from the sheep fields, who, in turn, were totally engrossed with their own frolicking, regardless of where AJ's fingers were inserted. This left them all open for the unexpected.............. __________________ (Chill ... It's just a watch Forum.....) NAWCC Member

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