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ROLEX MAN · 31 March 2010, 08:52 AM

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader.

.................................................. ...

This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.

4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me acup and said penis.

6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake."
He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel ."

7. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the
apartment undermine.

8. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "How much?"
she say "fortify."

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word....

Today's word is: "OMELETTE"

Let us use it in a sentence.

"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."

JJ Irani · 31 March 2010, 08:55 AM

sleddog · 31 March 2010, 09:13 AM

:thumbsup :

limbo · 31 March 2010, 06:02 PM

Ultraman · 31 March 2010, 09:37 PM

Lion · 31 March 2010, 10:46 PM

Very funny!!!

Prince · 31 March 2010, 10:49 PM

Word up, homie!!!

idk01 · 1 April 2010, 12:27 AM

chrislkb · 2 April 2010, 08:04 PM

FeelingTheBlues · 27 September 2011, 05:51 AM

TSW · 27 September 2011, 05:56 AM

Numismatist · 27 September 2011, 06:07 AM

WOW! This one's old!

Rags · 27 September 2011, 06:09 AM

Here's one from when I was a cop in the Ft. Greene section of Brooklyn.

Officer I want to report that I was raped & simonized.

Dan2010 · 27 September 2011, 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rags

Here's one from when I was a cop in the Ft. Greene section of Brooklyn.

Officer I want to report that I was raped & simonized.

Oh no, not simonized!

figbo · 27 September 2011, 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Numismatist

WOW! This one's old!

I can't believe we missed it!

Art 1 · 27 September 2011, 08:50 AM

Numismatist · 27 September 2011, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by figbo

I can't believe we missed it!

Omelette this one slide.

onkyo · 27 September 2011, 02:45 PM

swatty · 27 September 2011, 07:32 PM

SWIMPRUF · 27 September 2011, 07:34 PM

dysondiver · 27 September 2011, 07:38 PM

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are,
the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the firstand last ltteer be in the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a
porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,
but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

thought id post that ,,,, its amazing .

Cru Jones · 27 September 2011, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dysondiver

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are,
the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the firstand last ltteer be in the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a
porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,
but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

thought id post that ,,,, its amazing .

Route 66 · 29 September 2011, 12:17 AM

Those are great!

eric23 · 29 September 2011, 12:43 AM

Oyster1982 · 30 September 2011, 03:25 AM

In Asbury Park a boarded up building had a sign written "It is a CrimAnal offence to enter this building"

31 March 2010, 08:52 AM	#1
ROLEX MAN 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Martin Location: Home and Away Watch: you? "YES PLEASE"! Posts: 3,719	"GHETTO SPELLIN" Words... Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. .................................................. ... This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence. 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody. 2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good. 3. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both. 4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint. 5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me acup and said penis. 6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel ." 7. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine. 8. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "How much?" she say "fortify." Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word.... Today's word is: "OMELETTE" Let us use it in a sentence. "I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide." __________________ *it's not just about telling the time...* *happy rolexing...* I'm just a man with a passion

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dysondiver "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Real Name: tom Location: northern ireland Watch: my fins Posts: 10,063	I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the firstand last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? thought id post that ,,,, its amazing .

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Oyster1982 "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2011 Real Name: Ed Location: Jersey Shore Watch: Rolex DJ Posts: 1,905	In Asbury Park a boarded up building had a sign written "It is a CrimAnal offence to enter this building" __________________ It 10pm do you know where your Datejust is? http://i1187.photobucket.com/albums/...DA0MC5qcGc.jpg

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