Greatest truck driver.

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The world's greatest truck driver was driving along a country lane late one night when his truck broke down. So he headed toward an old farmhouse and knocked on the door. "Hello," Kurt says, "I'm the greatest truck driver in the world and my truck has broken down, I wonder could I have a bed for the night?"

"Well," says Norm, "there's only two rooms, myself and the wife in one, and my nineteen year old daughter in the other."

"Look, I'm the greatest truck driver in the world and all I want is a bed for the night, your daughter will be safe." Kurt says.

"All right," Norm replies and they all go to bed.

At four in the morning, the farmer heard the headboard in the next room banging against the wall. He got up and looked in, there was the truck driver driving it into his daughter, with his bare butt going up and down.

So, Norm went down stairs and loaded the shotgun. He snook into the room and pointed the gun at the trucker.

"All right, then," he says, "If you're the greatest truck driver in the world, reverse out of there with a full load!!

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[JJ Irani]

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